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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
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2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
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1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1
bananosecond
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Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
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Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
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365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1
lite year
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16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
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Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
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1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
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Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
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Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for
a moment)
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453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
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1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
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1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
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2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
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10 cards: 1 decacards
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1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
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1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
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1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
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1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
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10 rations: 1 decoration
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100 rations: 1 C-ration
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2 monograms: 1 diagram
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8 nickels: 2 paradigms
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3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital: 1 I.V. League
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
*
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
*
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
*
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1
bananosecond
*
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
*
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
*
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1
lite year
*
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
*
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
*
1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
*
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
*
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for
a moment)
*
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
*
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
*
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
*
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
*
10 cards: 1 decacards
*
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
*
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
*
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
*
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
*
10 rations: 1 decoration
*
100 rations: 1 C-ration
*
2 monograms: 1 diagram
*
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
*
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital: 1 I.V. League
