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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...... smack him again /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif
 
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Some kids just have no good sense, lil troublemakers.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nonono.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif
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that reminds me of something that happened last night, but I have to give a little back ground for it to make sense...

Last year, when I was living with a family (rented a room out in their house), I was asked to kick a door in because the woman of the house locked her keys in their room, and she was in too much of a hurry to wait for her husband to return home to unlock it. Their 6y.o. daughter was there to witness me perform a movie style door kick in that shredded the door frame.

Fast forward to last night, I'm paying them a visit, and their dot (now 7) asks her mother if she can have a piece of paper to draw on. Her mom says yes, and asks me if I would go get it for her dot since she was busy cooking. As I get up and step in to the hallway, the 7y.o. dot tells me, "Don't kick the door down Robert. The door is only locked, but mommy has the key this time!"

I nearly fell over when she said that, her dad (also in the kitchen) busted out laughing, too. ah well... it was funny at the time, but not quite as funny by the time we explained it to 'mommy'... heh
 
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