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That's a Trunk-ated message....
 
Now, we COULD discuss the impact of the H1N1 virus on pachyderms but that would be illelephant! :crazyeyes:
 
An elephant was drinking out of a pond one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. Without warning, he strolled over and flicked it clear out of sight with his trunk.
"What did you do that for?" asked a passing aardvark.

"Because I recognized it... It's the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" exclaimed the aardvark.

"Yes," said the elephant. "Turtle recall."
 
One day, Adam slipped out of the garden of Eden and was exploring when he came across an oasis. At the oasis was an elephant. Adam was facinated. Finally Adam worked up the courage and walked up to the elephant. "Hi, I'm Adam. What sort of creature are you?" The elephant replied "I am an elephant, nice to meet you." They talked for a bit then Adam said he needed to go. As Adam walked away, the elephant said "Hey, I have one question.." Adam turned to face the elephant and said "What would you like to know?" The elephant asked "How do you breathe through that thing?"
 
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