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duck hunter

Ed Wynne

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One Saturday morning a man gets up early, dresses
quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out duck hunting in that?"

Ed
 
Ed....I had to go over to "Rate Member" & give you a '5' for that joke....absolutely fabulous! "my stupid husband.....priceless

[ 09-03-2003: Message edited by: tony barnhill ]</p>
 
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