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A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada highway about 2 miles west of Winnipeg.Manitoba
When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding.the driver amswered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Brandon to do a show that night at the shrine circus and didn't want to be late.
The Mountie told the driver he was facinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little bit of juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Mountie he had sent all his equipment on and didn't have anything to juggle.The Mountie asked if he could juggle some flare.The juggler said sure so the Mountie got 3 flares and lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While he was doing his act a car pulled in behind the patrol car.A drunk good old boy from Alberta got out and watched the performance briefly
He went over and climbed into the back seat of the patrol car.The Mountie saw this and went over and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk rplied"You may as well take me to jail as there is no (deleted) way I can pass that test"
When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding.the driver amswered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Brandon to do a show that night at the shrine circus and didn't want to be late.
The Mountie told the driver he was facinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little bit of juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Mountie he had sent all his equipment on and didn't have anything to juggle.The Mountie asked if he could juggle some flare.The juggler said sure so the Mountie got 3 flares and lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While he was doing his act a car pulled in behind the patrol car.A drunk good old boy from Alberta got out and watched the performance briefly
He went over and climbed into the back seat of the patrol car.The Mountie saw this and went over and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk rplied"You may as well take me to jail as there is no (deleted) way I can pass that test"