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An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been
out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have
you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just
never wanted to.'
A c rowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're
gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector
was hopping around and everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to
go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back
making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got
quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's behind?'
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'
The lessons from this story are:
1. Don't waste ammunition.
2. Don't mess with old people
out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have
you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just
never wanted to.'
A c rowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're
gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector
was hopping around and everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to
go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back
making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got
quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both
barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's behind?'
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'
The lessons from this story are:
1. Don't waste ammunition.
2. Don't mess with old people
