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"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew A. Rooney
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." --Unknown
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the geatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." --Unknown
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --Mark Twain
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." --James Thurber
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." --Unknown
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the geatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." --Unknown
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --Mark Twain
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." --James Thurber
