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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the BEEP is yours? Do I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their bottoms to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
3. When people say, 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'...Gosh thats certainly true! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'...Of course it is. Why on earth would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'...No my good friend, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the flipping floor.
6. People who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved?'... Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say, 'life is short' ... What the?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever flippin does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks, 'Has the bus come yet?'... If the bus had come would I be standing here?
10.People who say things like, 'My eye's aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks, 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting- I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce that they're going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering...It has to be 'a McChicken burger', just 'a Chicken Burger' gets a blank look. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you flippin McIdiot
14. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, 'Are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
2. People who are willing to get off their bottoms to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
3. When people say, 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'...Gosh thats certainly true! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'...Of course it is. Why on earth would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'...No my good friend, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the flipping floor.
6. People who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved?'... Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say, 'life is short' ... What the?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever flippin does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks, 'Has the bus come yet?'... If the bus had come would I be standing here?
10.People who say things like, 'My eye's aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks, 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting- I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce that they're going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering...It has to be 'a McChicken burger', just 'a Chicken Burger' gets a blank look. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you flippin McIdiot
14. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, 'Are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
