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:sick: :sick: That's all we need...DOC running around loose! :crazyeyes:
 
OI!!!

I'm a VICTIM I tell ya. It wuz somebody else. They MADE me do it.


...would ya believe that's a drivers' license photo? Passport, mebbe?


erm... I... but...


...at least they let me keep me eyeglasses. "Mostly harmless" sez they.
 
Doc... quick put these on and sign-up for the witness protection program.
 
That's why he drives British cars normal people
try to avoid him.

- Doug
 
that's the entire entry in the H2G2 about Doc..... "Mostly Harmless"
In my best Edward G..... "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
 
"Are you going to come quietly, or do we have to use ear plugs?"

Actually, I have an uncle who was a nun. When he was up in the dock, the judge asked him his occupation, and he replied "nun!"

His crime was stealing all the toilet bowls from the local police station. It was the perfect crime really - the police were left with nothing to go on.

Nuf said.
 
This is why I luv you guys.

:devilgrin:

Dr. James said:
Could be worse....

they might of said: "More dangerous to himself than anyone else...." :devilgrin: :jester:

"they might ~OF~ said..." (Professor)?!?!?

Called an "entrepreneur" in other circles, Sir.

AKA: "independent", "individualistic", etc. Darnning in contemporary society.

Bottom line is, when someone says: "Do this!" we dangerous (to ourselves) people ask: "...and just why?"

It's a disease... It just don't pay well so far. :smirk:
 
Doc, you are a man of my heart, a true independent thinker!

Oh, by-the-way RobT.... My grandfather was a diamond cutter
..... He mowed the lawn in Yankee Stadium :devilgrin:
 
Doc reminds me of a puppy. Ya just want to squeeze him and take him home.
 
Watch it Don.

One end or th' other will turn your day around... not necessarily for th' better. :devilgrin:
 
SEGUE!!!

This put me in mind of a good incident:

Horsemits went to th' local grocer. While walkin' across the parking lot she saw a young couple getting out of their SUV with a small ambulatory child. The child was in a harness and attached to dad via a leash. Now ya gotta know 'smits... free association is her normal M.O...

Sez her: "Does your child bite?!?"

Mom got all upset and in angry retort says: "It's all HIS idea!" pointing to Da'.

'smits just replies: "I need one of those for my husband."
 
I dunno, we would lose all his quips if'n he were muzzled! :jester:
 
Lady: "no"
'Smitts: "Ouch! I thought you said your child diden't bite!"
Lady: "That's not my child."
 
My uncle used to work in a watch factory... he stood around all day making faces.
 
Be like the good farmer... Out-standing in his field
 
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