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Do It Yourself Home Security System

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo
Magazine'.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the
house.
Better wait outside.
'Cooter'
 
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