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the young marine stationed in Afghanistan recieved a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend Becky. She wrote "I cannot handle the distance between us. You have been gone so long that I could not stand it. I have cheated on you twice. I want to break up. Please sent back the picture of me that I gave you". After the initial shock and disappointment, the marine went around his unit and asked his buddies if they had extra pictures of their girls that they could share. He wound up with 57 pictures, all of attractive girls. He enclosed them in an envelope with this note "Dear Becky, I am so sorry to here of your distress but I cannot remember which one you are, kindly find your picture and please return the rest"

Semper Fi!!
 
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