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For an understanding of how things in the world have changed since we were kids . . .

Yesterday, a guy answers my son's add on Craigslist to sell his well maintained SUV. The guy shows up with his girlfriend and her two young kids.

The guy immediately declares he likes the vehicle and wants to buy it, but just needs a quick test drive.

The girlfriend wants to wait in their car with her kids, so my son, being trusting, stays with her and lets her boyfriend go on a five minute test drive.

The boyfriend goes outside the housing subdivision to where has has left a gallon of water, pops the hood, pours a full gallon into the crankcase, and then drives the car back to my son's house where everyone is waiting.

He then says the car runs great but seemed just a bit rough in the last few minutes, and pretends not even to know how to open the hood, and asks where the latch is located. My son pops the hood, and guy asks if he can check the oil. The dipstick comes out full of light brown foam. The guy puts on a big show that he's surprised, and declares that, unfortunately, my son's car appears to have a blown head gasket.

His innocent girlfriend then declares "what a shame," since her parents recently had the same problem and it cost $2000 to repair. Her kids are in the back seat listening and fidgeting.

The guy continues to act let down, and in a sympathy gesture offers my son one-half his asking price for the SUV (over $1000 below blue book).

What this little criminal didn't know what that my son had just changed the oil that very morning and drove the vehicle all day. The vehicle drove perfectly, and the oil was clear on the dipstick just two hours before the criminal showed up. The criminal reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bundle of hundreds and says he's a serious buyer and that his "friends" would fix the car and only charge him $1700.

My son turned down the offer and suggested he'd look into things himself. The criminal left, suggesting he was still interested.

My son called me and I went over with my tools, two oil drain pans, a creeper, and oil filters.

My son's radiator was full to the top and the reservoir was right where it always is. The radiator water was nice anti-freeze green. No hint of any blown head gasket.

Guess what when I drained the crankcase? Out come a milkshake of 9 quarts of oil and water. The five it always has, and the four quarts of water this punk poured into the engine.

We'll be changing the oil and filter every few days until we're on the third or fourth round.

I wish it was like the old days, but it isn't. This punk probably has guns, no future, lots of bills, and a long record. Nothing is to be gained by having the slightest thing to do with him, not even swearing out a complaint. It's not like he doesn't know where we all live!

Oh well . . . .not very light or fun. Hope a true story doesn't violate some rule around here.

(at least "I" feel better now)
 
Nothing's changed. People did the same thing to each other 200 years ago - and long before that.

Farmer wants more profit on his cows' milk. Adds celandine to the hay, which turns the milk yellow. Then dilutes the milk with water and adds chalk to make it whiter. Lets people sample from a bucket where he's just poured heavy cream. Result: high price for the (very diluted) milk.

Woman needs nutmeg for the kitchen. Traveling merchant shows her a box of nutmegs "fresh from the Indies". She licks the nutmeg, tastes its freshness, and pays $1 (a day's wage). Several days later she discovers the "nutmeg" was a carved piece of wood, dipped in powdered nutmeg.

But glad you're feeling better!
Tom
PS - I don't think I'd have let a total stranger drive off in my car without me in the passenger seat.
 
Wow! What a rotten thing!

Even though it's infuriating, you're right. It's probably best to move on and not get involved with someone like that.
 
This punk probably has guns, no future, lots of bills, and a long record.

Wow, that's a pretty big jump to make just off of the guy's business ethics. Might as well throw drug use in there too. :laugh:


It's happened twice that I know of. Once a guy poured oil all under the hood of a car and said it blew a seal. The second time was done to my uncle BY SOMEONE HE KNEW. The guy poured AFT down the carb and said it blew a ring.Unfortunatley these things do happen.

Personally, I'd go after the guy....hope he has guns and comes looking for me.:devilgrin:
 
PS - I don't think I'd have let a total stranger drive off in my car without me in the passenger seat.

Exactly, learned that the hard way. I let some kids drive a Bug and they blew out reverse. Never again. I think I may have had some folks interested that were up to no good as I had a few who seemed disappointed when I went for a ride. Then again, I always put "FIRM, NO OFFERS !!!" on my signs. I'm a bit of a soup Nazi in my ads but rarely would I ever have to show a car twice.


Oh wait, it happened to me. I ALWAYS go through a car 100% before I sell it. I had one up for sale on the side of the road and got a call. A bunch of Mexican citizens were there looking at the car. Well, I cranked it up and first thing, the guy starts going on and on about the check engine light...that was never on before. I dismissed it and said nothing was wrong with the car, knowning he had to have done something for him to be going on light that. I sent him on his way not wanting to go sany further. He hung around, wanting to drive it and was still interested. I told him it was no longer for sale andf to move on. Once he left I poppped the hood and sure enough, the O2 sensor was unplugged slightly but it wasn't visible to the naked eye. The car was parked on a bluff overlooking the highway. If you stood in front of the car you could easily reach under and unplug the sensor.

I'd call the police and report vandalism and fraud. I'd call the guy back and tell him you'll take his offer and have the cops there when he shows up.

Better yet, rent a cop uniform from a costume store and shake him down. :wink:

Hey, you got his number, you can make his life miserable! He's got a wife and kids? Run a CL personal ad. :wink:


If it's a land line, you could always reverse look up, get his address and send him the STD form letter from the local clinic.:laugh:

Oh the fun you could have....:grin:
 
Crazy. No real way to prove what he did, but you really should file a police report. The chump is bound to try it again and it might help next time he gets busted for whatever reason.

Second thought. Set a trap. Get all your friends together and call the dummy back. Tell him you'll take his offer if brings cash now... I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
 
Second thought. Set a trap. Get all your friends together and call the dummy back. Tell him you'll take his offer if brings cash now... I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

Just run him ragged with that. Set up a meet time somewhere and dont show up. Make an excuse and do it again and again.
 
Nothing's changed. People did the same thing to each other 200 years ago - and long before that.

Yea. Remember the old sawdust in the tranny trick....etc etc etc

Second thought. Set a trap. Get all your friends together and call the dummy back. Tell him you'll take his offer if brings cash now... I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

I would do this^^^^^^

I am a demolishing 5' 6". I have several close friends that are 6' and 240 or better. At the very least we could scare the **** out of him.

At least you caught the guy at his game.
 
I would make a posting on your local craigslist about this guy,& warn others about his scam. I NEVER let someone test drive a vehicle I have for sale,unlessI know them personally,& trust them. - Doug
 
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