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aeronca65t

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Now that Winter is coming, the Miata just got a new set of Blizzak Winter tires for the back (with last years Winter tires going on the front).

Those of you living non-seasonal climates will not understand this, but for us in the northeast (and other multi-climate regions) this is still a tradition, if one owns a rear wheel drive car.
My front wheel drive mini-van has M&S Michelins, so it can make do with the same tires all year 'round.

The Blizzaks are also pretty good in rain.
As I found out last night.

I worked late and I'm driving home in the rain with an annoying tailgater on my bumper.

As the road changes from one-lane to two lanes, we come to a red light.

Mr. Annoying Tailgater zooms up next to me, revving his engine and creeping forward as the light remains red. He looks like he's ready for a Race To The Death.

By the way, he is driving his Mom's (or wife's) Toyota Corolla. It's either beige or mauve. And it's automatic. It looks just like the car my Aunt Lil drives. She's 92.

The light turns green and Sooper High Perfomance Toyota Racing Corolla zooms ahead.
Because I let him.
Because I find these sort of people tedious.

As we drive down the road, I stay on his six, but not tailgating. I realize we are approaching a part of the road that is a single-lane, one-way ramp that tightly turns back over 180 degrees.

This makes me smile.

I love driving on this ramp since it's one-way and there's no chance of meeting any opposing traffic. I won't race on the street, but I enjoy a bit of spirited oversteer on ramps like this when I'm by myself.

As we enter this ramp, I get closer to him (*almost*, but not actual tailgating).

Predicably, he has to prove his Manhood by stepping on the gas. And I stay with him

Did I mention it's raining?

<span style="font-style: italic">Oh boy, this is going to be fun.</span>

Half way through the turn, the wheezing Corolla is experiencing a Mighty Battle between testosterone and physics. And physics is winning.

Meanwhile, the Miata is "<span style="font-style: italic">right there</span>" and rock solid.

Pretty soon the Corolla brake lights go on.
Then the steering wheel goes to full-lock right.
Then full-lock left.
Then a clumsy pirouette and the little Toyota is going backwards down the ramp until it harmlessly stops of it's own accord. No thanks to the conglomeration of protoplasm aboard.

I almost wet my pants laughing.

I gave him a cheerful horn toot and wave as I drove past. Idiot.

Aunt Lil would have done much better.
 
:lol:

Would that I could have been with you to enjoy!

Thanks, Nial!
 
We really do need to compile all these stores somewhere....I could just picture it, Nial, from your descriptive words......think I would've stopped, leaned down to his windows & innocently asked, <span style="font-style: italic">"Need any help?"</span> Then, turned & walked away laughing!
 
What a great driving moment, I wish I would have been there to see it in person... :lol:
 
Too funny. And thanks for the reminder. I have a set of 4 Alpins that I need to swap for the RE040s - they are downright frightening in the snow.

I used to enjoy this ritual, now it's just a PITA. Wife's X5 needs the swap too, as the summer tires are scary in the snow.

8 wheels take up alot of space in the basement :smile:
 
Nial:

That is just too funny, did this happen on 206?

I am guessing in Byram, trying to picture where this friendly exchange was...
 
ahhh, yes I can see it vividly (that was my second quess, but the traffic light threw me off), so I was at the Shop Right.

Thanks
 
I loved your description "<span style="font-style: italic">Half way through the turn, the wheezing Corolla is experiencing a Mighty Battle between testosterone and physics. And physics is winning." </span>Laughed out loud at that one.
 
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