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Confusing town elections...

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Just heard this on the TV...

In one of the small towns around Calgary, there are three candidates for mayor... The current mayor (name irrelevant) and two challengers - Dave Clark and Dave Clarke... I'm not kidding! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif And both Dave Clark and Dave R. Clarke are married to their wives Betty... And I didn't make that up either...

So... I don't live in Okotoks but my money is on Dave to be the new mayor... /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/winner1.gif
 
"Dave's not here!" /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
Bet they'll be "Glad All Over" when the elections done....
 
JamesWilson said:
Bet they'll be "Glad All Over" when the elections done....

Now that is very clever James. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbsup.gif
Who knows, maybe they can make a "Five". /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
Dave for mayor!!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/winner1.gif is Dave! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif

Stuart. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif
 
Hey... I don't make these things up... /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif Unfortunately Dave didn't win last night
 
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]"Dave's not here!" [/QUOTE]preacher..what's really sad is most of us here get it!!
 
Enough of that- I want to talk about the CFL. Personally, I'm a Roughriders fan.
 
BIBBER said:
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]"Dave's not here!"
preacher..what's really sad is most of us here get it!! [/QUOTE]


I just won't comment. I just want to know if Dave is
home.

Dave, Dave, you in there? Dave, you home??

I figure Dave's got a 50% chance of winning.
 
2wrench...no actually it's more like.. Dave...I got the stuff...way off thread..an old Cheech & Chong routine...anyway...like lawguy..how bout those roughriders??
 
The Rough Riders??? /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nonod.gif

The only team to pay attention to in the CFL is the Calgary Stampeders... /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbsup.gif
 
Hi
I'm Dave
The only team in the CFL is the Argos, Cause they were owned by John Candy.
Besides, who else would have a coach named "PINBALL"

And to further one line, I'm glad all over.

Now Bye Dave's not here

Dave
 
/bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/iagree.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbsup.gif
 
Hamilton doesn't count, at least this year... /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif
 
And let's not forget:
Dave: Open the .... doors.
Hal:I'm afraid I can't do that,Dave.

- Doug
 
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