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"Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key"
"Man who fart in church must sit in own pew"
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who buy many prunes get good run for money"
"Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk"
"It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it"
"Man who drive like heck bound to get there"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have [censored] time"
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
 
"Man without a horse is a foot."
 
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