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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Bugeye58

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SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark The Herald Angels Sing....About Me.

MANIC:
Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Office and Town.

PARANOIA:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, And Then Just MAYBE I'll Tell You Why.

DEPRESSION:
Silent Oppression, Holy Oppression, All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock.........................

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY:
The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
(Don't make me repeat that again.)

BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE:
Silent Night.
 
Which one are you????

RG
 
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