Christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged

[Basil]

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire

Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna

Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells...

 

[Guest]

that is too good

 

[MattP]

Ahh! Thanks Basil, I am stuck in AR working through the holidays while my family celebrates in Clovis. Your post makes me feel like I am there.

Hmmm, maybe I will voluteer to work next year, too.

MattP

Dis is the way my family functions.

 

[healeygal]

Very cute! But looks like you had a lot of time on your hands on Christmas Eve, Basil? Actually, me too. Our Christmas get together isn't until Sunday, when my niece gets back into town. So, it's Christmas day, sunny and in the 60's here in southern California, and I'm going for a ride in my Healey!!

[ 12-25-2002: Message edited by: healeygal ]</p>