CHRISTMAS CAROLS
For the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia ~ "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Multiple Personality Disorder ~ "We Three Queens Disoriented Are"
Amnesia ~ "I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas"
Narcissistic ~ "Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"
Manic ~ "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..."
Paranoid ~ "Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me"
Borderline Personality Disorder ~ "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"
Personality Disorder ~ "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why"
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~ "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."
Agoraphobia ~ "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House"
Autistic ~ "Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock..."
Senile Dementia ~ "Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe"
Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House"
Social Anxiety Disorder ~ "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate."
For the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia ~ "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Multiple Personality Disorder ~ "We Three Queens Disoriented Are"
Amnesia ~ "I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas"
Narcissistic ~ "Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"
Manic ~ "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..."
Paranoid ~ "Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me"
Borderline Personality Disorder ~ "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"
Personality Disorder ~ "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why"
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~ "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."
Agoraphobia ~ "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House"
Autistic ~ "Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock..."
Senile Dementia ~ "Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe"
Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House"
Social Anxiety Disorder ~ "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate."