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CHRISTMAS CAROLS...For the Psychiatrically Challen

jimd

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CHRISTMAS CAROLS
For the Psychiatrically Challenged


Schizophrenia ~ "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Multiple Personality Disorder ~ "We Three Queens Disoriented Are"

Amnesia ~ "I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas"

Narcissistic ~ "Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"

Manic ~ "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..."

Paranoid ~ "Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me"

Borderline Personality Disorder ~ "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"

Personality Disorder ~ "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why"

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~ "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."

Agoraphobia ~ "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House"

Autistic ~ "Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock..."

Senile Dementia ~ "Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe"

Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House"

Social Anxiety Disorder ~ "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate."
 
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