Chocolate Chip Cookies-CAUTION!

[PAUL161]

Just found out that through scientific research chocolate chip cookies have the same habit forming effect on the brain that marijuana has for an addiction! I know that's a fact, because when my wife bakes Chocolate chip cookies for the holidays, were lucky if they last that long! At times she has to bake a second batch to please everyone! She also puts Pecans in them, I'm addicted for sure, I'm a Chocolate chip junkie! :highly_amused: PJ

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[Gliderman8]

Chocolate chip cookies makes my clothes shrink.

 

[PAUL161]

Chocolate chip cookies makes my clothes shrink.

 

[pdplot]

My car club met for its monthly dinner at a country club. For dessert? Assorted cookies, including chocolate chip. At my table were Kevin (Ultimate TR3), John (Sunbeam Tiger being restored), Frank (some kind of Jag?) and two wives-not mine. It was pouring rain outside.

 

[AngliaGT]

A bit of advice - NEVER put a plate of chocolate chip cookies
on the passenger seat when you have a long drive ahead of you.
Somehow,they turn into crumbs.

 

[DrEntropy]

Evaporation! Same thing happens to my CAB's. :smirk:

 

[JPSmit]

One of my top 5 favourite jokes

[FONT=&quot]An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs.His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies.As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies.He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs.Sure enough, across the kitchen, there was a huge platter of chocolate chip cookies on the table.He finally made it to the table and he reached a shaking hand towards the cookies.Suddenly, his wife slapped his hand sharply and yelled, "DON’T TOUCH THOSE - they’re for the funeral!"[/FONT]

 

[Bayless]

That's awful.

 

[JPSmit]

That's awful.

:thumbsup:

 

[TRMark]

The dying old mans name was Ole, wife’s name is Lena.