so i had to go and google FOD....
cool little tidbit on the wikipedia (yes.. i know... take it with a grain of salt)
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Modern jet engines suffer major damage due to even small birds being sucked into the engine. The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) requires that all engine types pass a test which includes throwing a fresh chicken (dead, but not frozen) into a running jet engine. The engine does not have to remain functional after the test, but it must not cause significant damage to the rest of the aircraft. Thus, if the bird strike causes it to "throw a blade" (break apart in a way where parts fly off at high speed), doing so must not cause loss of the aircraft.[3] A chicken gun is used to perform experiments on bird strikes.[/QUOTE]
now THAT is a job I'd take. "Official Chicken Plooker"
wheeeeeeeeeeee...ploook....thwaaaaaaaap......rattle_rattle_rattle_rattle...