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kyreb1862
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Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St Peter met
them there and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you are here.
However, before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You
have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car
you get will depend on your answer.
St Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?" The first guy
says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" St Peter asked.
They guy said, "Yes, 7 times..but you said I was forgiven."
St Peter said "yes, but that is not too good. You get a Austin Marina to drive."
St Peter asks the second guy the same questions.
The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once,
but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
St Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a MGB."
The third guy said, "St Peter, I know what you are going to ask. I was
married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my
wife like a queen!"
St Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A few days later, the guys with the MGB and the Austin Marina saw the guy with
the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said,
"I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard!
them there and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you are here.
However, before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You
have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car
you get will depend on your answer.
St Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?" The first guy
says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" St Peter asked.
They guy said, "Yes, 7 times..but you said I was forgiven."
St Peter said "yes, but that is not too good. You get a Austin Marina to drive."
St Peter asks the second guy the same questions.
The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once,
but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
St Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a MGB."
The third guy said, "St Peter, I know what you are going to ask. I was
married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my
wife like a queen!"
St Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A few days later, the guys with the MGB and the Austin Marina saw the guy with
the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said,
"I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard!
