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Car Crash- what would you like them to say?

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say....... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
 
What five minutes? It took 10 minutes to explain it to the secretaries, 45 minutes to explain it to the boss, and 3 days (and 5 commities) to explain it to the administrative personel. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, & led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died & went to Heaven," the dad replied.

The boy thought a moment & then said, "Did God throw him back?"
 
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