Bumper Stickers

[Mickey Richaud]

A few, courtesy of my nephew:

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Lastly:

POLITICIANS & DIAPERS - BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON

 

[jaybird]

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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[jaybird]

<font color="blue"> Cleverly disguised as an adult. </font>
I resemble this one.
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[Mark Beiser]

"The parts falling off this car are of the finest BRITISH manufacture!"

Moss used to sell one that said that. I had one on my first MGB because parts really did fall off that car disturbinly frequently. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[waltesefalcon]

Don't you know thats why all the older British cars have cut down doors. So you can turn around and pick up your pieces that just fell off without having to get out of the car.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

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Don't you know thats why all the older British cars have cut down doors. So you can turn around and pick up your pieces that just fell off without having to get out of the car.

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I've actually done that in the TR3 - shortly after I got it back together and was driving it around the neighborhood on its maiden voyage. Several pieces fell off as I rounded a corner. Scary moment at first, but they were extra bolts and nuts that I had left on the cross member when I installed the exhaust system.

Mickey

 

[Geo Hahn]

Two I saw today (the second is just a FL & AZ thing):

Next Mood Swing In... 6 minutes

So Many Snowbirds... So Little Freezer Space