Stewart
Darth Vader

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A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the
drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"
The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper
trousers, and brown paper boots."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," said the bartender.
drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"
The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper
trousers, and brown paper boots."
"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," said the bartender.