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aeronca65t
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These have been around a while...but probably worth repeating.....
Q: Do you know why Germany never bombed the Lucas factory during WWII?
A: Germany thought they were allies!
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Q.: Why did the British discontinue making most of their cars?
A: None of their employees who drove could get to the factory.
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They say there's nothing like driving a Triumph.
Well, if you drive around during a thunderstorm with all your windows down and your lights off, and pause at each intersection to throw money out the window; you've come real close.
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Q: What is the name of the longest running British farce?
A: British Leyland!
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Q: What's the difference between an American and a Brit ?
A: Americans think 100 years is a long time, while Brits think 100 miles is a long way!
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Q: What do you call an MG with twin exhausts?
A: A Wheelbarrow!
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Q: Why do TR-7s have electrically heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm in the winter while you're pushing it!
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Q: Why do TR-7's have factory installed fog lamps?
A: So you can see the tow rope at night!
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The Lucas Factory Motto:
"A good day's work, and home before dark!"
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I don't have any trouble finding parts for my Triumph, I see them laying all over the side of the road.
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Q: Why are there no two story buildings in England?
A: LUCAS makes all the elevators there!!
Q: Do you know why Germany never bombed the Lucas factory during WWII?
A: Germany thought they were allies!
__________________
Q.: Why did the British discontinue making most of their cars?
A: None of their employees who drove could get to the factory.
__________________
They say there's nothing like driving a Triumph.
Well, if you drive around during a thunderstorm with all your windows down and your lights off, and pause at each intersection to throw money out the window; you've come real close.
__________________
Q: What is the name of the longest running British farce?
A: British Leyland!
__________________
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Brit ?
A: Americans think 100 years is a long time, while Brits think 100 miles is a long way!
__________________
Q: What do you call an MG with twin exhausts?
A: A Wheelbarrow!
__________________
Q: Why do TR-7s have electrically heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm in the winter while you're pushing it!
__________________
Q: Why do TR-7's have factory installed fog lamps?
A: So you can see the tow rope at night!
__________________
The Lucas Factory Motto:
"A good day's work, and home before dark!"
__________________
I don't have any trouble finding parts for my Triumph, I see them laying all over the side of the road.
__________________
Q: Why are there no two story buildings in England?
A: LUCAS makes all the elevators there!!