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tony barnhill
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Just sent to me by J.T. Bamford:
Way down in dat ole swamp known as Louisiana,
Boudreaux's old lady's done been pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor look over at Boudreaux and say, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you a son! Aint dat just grand"?
Boudreaux done got excited by this, but jis then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished up yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You done got you a daughter girl! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux was kind of puzzled by all this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "
Boudreaux, you don' jis had youself another boy baby!"
When Boudreaux and Marie went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we runned out of dat dere Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do."
Boudreaux exclaimed, "Who Man, I tell you, it's a **** good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"
Way down in dat ole swamp known as Louisiana,
Boudreaux's old lady's done been pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor look over at Boudreaux and say, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you a son! Aint dat just grand"?
Boudreaux done got excited by this, but jis then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished up yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You done got you a daughter girl! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux was kind of puzzled by all this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "
Boudreaux, you don' jis had youself another boy baby!"
When Boudreaux and Marie went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we runned out of dat dere Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do."
Boudreaux exclaimed, "Who Man, I tell you, it's a **** good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"
