Blood pressure finally down, woo HOOOO !!!!!

[Guest]

Went to the Dr. today to get BP meds and I'm down from 152/112 to 134/88 in just a few hours. It hasn't been that low in a year or so. Last crap they had me on made me feel TERRIBLE. New stuff works good and I might actually live to tell about it. BP was so high, it was starting to screw up my sigtht. YipEEEEEEE !!!!!

(deep frying eggs in bacon grease wasn't helping I'm sure )

 

[JamesWilson]

I find that simply going to the Doctors raises my BP....

it's the fear and loathing effect (or, just how BIG a needle [or how many]....)

 

[DNK]

When was the last time a Dr. gave you a shot. It not the Drs. you fear, but the nurses.

 

[tony barnhill]

Good on you....went to get the stitches out of my eye this am, 1 hour after taking BP medicine: 148/88.....still too high!

 

[Guest]

Good on you....went to get the stitches out of my eye this am, 1 hour after taking BP medicine: 148/88.....still too high!

I like the looks of 88. 142/91 and I'm happy with that for now.

What happened to you eye.

You get a Red Ryder for Christmas???

 

[tony barnhill]

Fell, cut my upper eye lid - 10 stitches...doctor said this am that my cut was right where they make one of the cuts for eye lift...if I'd known that at the time, I would've had them toss in an eye job!

 

[DrEntropy]

Mebbe it'd a been a twofer!

 

[tony barnhill]

Pulling those stitches was not fun to put it lightly!

 

[DNK]

Tie em to a door knob ,did he?

 

[tony barnhill]

Tie em to a door knob ,did he?

Just about....tiny little things using real thin thread...put in by a plastic surgeon...removed by my general practicioner!

 

[DNK]

Army Doc.?

 

[tony barnhill]

Civilian

 

[bgbassplyr]

Fell, cut my upper eye lid - 10 stitches...doctor said this am that my cut was right where they make one of the cuts for eye lift...if I'd known that at the time, I would've had them toss in an eye job!

And you would have been like the guy in the song:

"I'ma gonna sleep with one eye open from now on".

or.....you coulda given everyone the 'bad' eye.

 

[Guest]

Shiii, that aint NOTHIN' !!! I use to have to get and INJECTION in my EYE.....ONCE A MONTH !!!!!

Wasn't nuthin' a hand fulla valiums couldn't handle.

( I still was freakin' out though.)

And I ~HATE~ needles !!!!

 

[JamesWilson]

Shiii, that aint NOTHIN' !!! I use to have to get and INJECTION in my EYE.....ONCE A MONTH !!!!!

I'd rather stick pins in my eye....

 

[tony barnhill]

Shiii, that aint NOTHIN' !!! I use to have to get and INJECTION in my EYE.....ONCE A MONTH !!!!!

I'd rather stick pins in my eye....

That's what they were doing to him...

 

[TR6BILL]

Try gettin scoped up yer wee-wee twice a year, for the last ten years, sans anesthetic! Ya weaklings.....

Oh, and I love needles. Use them all the time, in the mouth.

 

[Guest]

Try gettin scoped up yer wee-wee twice a year, for the last ten years, sans anesthetic! Ya weaklings.....

Oh, and I love needles. Use them all the time, in the mouth.

I got my cannon muzzle loaded at the free clinic in Ft. Worth years ago w/ a 9" WOODEN Q-tip. No anesthetic and NO LUBE !!!! I didn't know it was comming. I passed out COLD w/ the thing hangin' out my ding and 7 chics rushed in after she made the "non-responsive person" call.

I came-to with a twig in my jig surrounded by women.

Ol' girl sank it to the finger tips; I'm suprised it didn't clear the breech.

They didn't have to do this, it was "part of the free med exam".

"So what....you gotta torture me if I'm not payin' ?!?!?!?!?"

The thought still shivers me nuggets!!!!

Everytime I see one'a them things, I head for the door.

 

[DNK]

Cut it out you guys. I'm squirmin in my shair :eeek:

 

[Guest]

Cut it out you guys. I'm squirmin in my shair :eeek:

You squirmin' ?!?!?!?!?.........How you think I feel ?!?!?!??!?!?!

You aint ever had a chimney sweep down yer wedding tackle !!!!


.....or your connecting rods ends resized by a sheep on a stick !!!! ..... :hammer: