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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a
motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is
a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a
motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a
motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he
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So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a
motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is
a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a
motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a
motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he
reads...
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"W I N A B A G E L"
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