Blonde Jaguar Owner

[Deleted member 8987]

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies:
"You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
Of course I am using the right gears;
I use D during the day and N at night."

 

[judow]

Good thing I am not a rich blonde and just a poor make believe blond.

Even I had to laugh at that one.

Seriously most drivers today have no concept of D, 1, 2. They know the D but 1 and 2 are a puzzle.

 

[Deleted member 8987]

There was this show on years ago...spinoff from the Carol Burnett show.....something about Mama.....and they tried to teach this old gal how to drive.
She told them one day how much of an expert she was......described "your basic prindle". They all looked at her, somebody finally realized it was P-R-N-D-L.

 

[Exotexs]

hahaaa! and 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and go girl go, but don't you....