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Beware the long sermon...

DrEntropy

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Two old ladies sittin' in church through a particularly long sermon...

One leans over to the other and says: "I wish he'd just get this over with. My butt's asleep!"

Whereupon the other leans back and whispers:" Yes, I know. I've heard it snore three times now."

:devilgrin:
 
hahahahahahha
wow thats great!!
can i run that one at the pub tonight if i give u credit?

keep them coming! i will e able to quit my day job real soon, and take these jokes on the road...lolololol


m
 
Someone's been eavesdropping in my congregation!
 
SilentUnicorn said:
hahahahahahha
wow thats great!!
can i run that one at the pub tonight if i give u credit?

keep them coming! i will e able to quit my day job real soon, and take these jokes on the road...lolololol


m

Your wish is my command, Mark: "Before the rust"
 
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