Recently, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1 hour period.
The conclusion is that men should take a serious look at their beer
consumption, because it was observed that everyone of the test
subjects:
1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1 hour period.
The conclusion is that men should take a serious look at their beer
consumption, because it was observed that everyone of the test
subjects:
1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary