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Beer turns men into women

maynard

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Recently, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1 hour period.

The conclusion is that men should take a serious look at their beer
consumption, because it was observed that everyone of the test
subjects:

1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary
 
I shudder to imagine its effect on women, then.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cheers.gif
 
Guess I've been in touch with my feminine side for a long time!

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Imagine what they would become if they drank Canadian Beer?


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OH MY /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Re: Beer turns men into women[ QUOTE ]
Frankly men don't NEED beer for any of that behavior......they just think it makes it excusable.But then again we are reverting to urban myth mentlity that insists on packaging personalities in target groups to maintain sales and encourage moronic statements such as this. Drink up lads you life is calling......Randi

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Hey Paul- aren't you a newly wed? Randi

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After 23 years Randi, the Honeymoon still has not ended. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
But I think you are thinking of Walter. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif
 
You are right & you can imagine my confusion ........between your equasions and transferance illusions I was alittle worried about your happiness........... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nopity.gif
 
Except for #7, I'd have to admit to all of them at one time or another. hehehehehehehe /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
I might hafta back off on the India Pale Ale (lot's of hopps)
Hey! isen't hopps what makes beer bitter?
Hmmmmmmm.
~runs away~
 
I like IPA.
 
I used to take IPA to parties when I was a Teen. It tasted like crap, but you could guarantee no one else would drink your beer on ya. That or Labatt 50 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif


Paul
 
I still am going to hop my beer a litttle extra, regardlesssssssssss.
 
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