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TR6BILL

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Had a young fella in the office last week that needed three teeth extracted. Was gonna be a messy, difficult surgery. Problem was, he had very little money, certainly not enough for the surgery. Soooo, I asked what he did for a living. He is a shrimper. Yahoo. I did the surgery today and got an ice chest with 50 lbs of de-headed JUMBO shrimp, fresh off his boat. We were both happy.
 
Doesn't have to send the money, just add the value to his profit
 
AngliaGT said:
And of course you sent 33% of it to the IRS?

- Doug
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that's where the heads went
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Didn't you get two sacks of crawfish that way?

Hey Bill, I need wisdom teeth pulled, what you need?

How 'bout I come over and help you eat dem swimps, and you pulls me teefs???

(pull teefs awfta I eet dem swimps.)
 
Steve said:
JPSmit said:
AngliaGT said:
And of course you sent 33% of it to the IRS?

- Doug
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that's where the heads went
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JP, I love the way that you think!
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So business as usual....just another gub'mint office with a bunch of useless brains!
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TR6BILL said:
Had a young fella in the office last week that needed three teeth extracted. Was gonna be a messy, difficult surgery. Problem was, he had very little money, certainly not enough for the surgery. Soooo, I asked what he did for a living. He is a shrimper. Yahoo. I did the surgery today and got an ice chest with 50 lbs of de-headed JUMBO shrimp, fresh off his boat. We were both happy.
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That's what I call deep seated kindness without guilting the recipient. IRS should call this a 'deductible.' :thankyousign: You're an :angel:
 
OI!!!

I need a LOT of dental work...













....did I mention, I'm a pimp?


:devilgrin:
 
GregW said:
A shrimp pimp?
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AAAiiiieeeeee TMI TMI (or should we now move this thread to the Midget board? :devilgrin:
 
TR6Bill...You are obviously one of the really Good Guys. There aren't enough people like you left around. Thanks for being who you are.

Gary and Carla
 
Bill, a good deed done. The watermen down there deserve a break, much has been lost. :yesnod:

Nice story. :thumbsup:
 
eye steel sa eye com don an helps yew eet dem swimps. dat 2 meni swimps 2 eet bi yo'sef.
 
kellysguy said:
eye steel sa eye com don an helps yew eet dem swimps. dat 2 meni swimps 2 eet bi yo'sef.
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I gots three (count'em, 3) sons that loves swimps.
<span style="font-style: italic">Dang, you got me talking like that....</span>
 
c, dat aint a'nuff swips fo' al dem boyz. aint no kneed get'in' 2 dem boy mad. I com eet al dem swimps and no bodee getz da feelin's hert. eye eevin du it fo' fre!
 
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