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JamesWilson
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me.
Then, when I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police said they could do nothing. So I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I had left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find that my wife was in bed with the gardener.
Finally, I left home and came to this bar. As I was sitting here thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison ..."
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me.
Then, when I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police said they could do nothing. So I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I had left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find that my wife was in bed with the gardener.
Finally, I left home and came to this bar. As I was sitting here thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison ..."
