Assault with a dead weapon

[aerog]

Not a deadly weapon. I dead weapon. Yup, and I have Jury Duty in two weeks. The things I have to look forward to!

Click here for the story

 

[bugimike]

Well, here in Fla. you can never know what to expect!!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif

 

[Nunyas]

heh

 

[Guest]

Can I make a joke about battery hens now?

 

[GregW]

I wonder if the defendant cried fowl.

 

[Nunyas]

oof...

I wanna groan, but I'd be kidding myself if I said I couldn't see this coming /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif

 

[lawguy]

Alright- whenever the subject of a dead chicken comes up, I have to post a link to this story....from my present home town:

https://www.derbygripe.co.uk/oddsocks/chicken.htm

I know this site looks suspect, but the story is (sadly) accurate.

 

[aerog]

Weird. That's nothing to squawk about!

 

[Steve]

Someone was egging him on!

 

[vping]

After this you won't hear a peep outta him.

 

[Banjo]

Good thing the neighbor diden't raise cattle!

 

[GregW]

Good thing he didn't try to skip town, wouldn't want to be on the lamb too.

 

[DrEntropy]

This thread orn be allow'd.

Should be axed.

Plucked.

Too fowl for th' place.

 

[GregW]

Why Doc? It’s nothing more than a poultry offence.

 

[DrEntropy]

Poultry Over-a-Fence, morelike.

...can't believe I just did that...

"A-fencive an' poultry attack"?!?!

 

[YankeeTR]

Admin note: ok, enough. -sk

 

[GB1]

? huh ?