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Excellence!
 
That was hilarious, I loved how serious he was about the whole thing. I think my favorite part may have been getting out the tiny shears to cut off a splinter that was in the wrong place. Sadly, I can see some people thinking this is a real thing and wanting to buy some.
 
coldplugs said:
That's terrific.

Scary, in a way. I wonder how much $ you could get for a similar bundle at Whole Foods. Maybe claim it's organic & free-range and guarantee that it's bug-free.
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Don't forget raised in a tree nursery listening to classical music.
 
Not to mention died of natural causes after a long leafy life, and a tree whisperer brought in to be sure that firewood was the tree's desired departure path from this existence to the next.
 
Hilarious (and maybe a bit close to the truth). There are a number of these "maker" videos and they're all very clever (e.g., Timmy Brothers - makers of water).
 
I'm posting about a bridge in Brooklyn that I own and would like to sell. Think of the tolls you could collect. Very reasonable.
I'm also the US agent for a Nigerian prince who's trying to park some money in the US.
Oh - I also have the very first and last TR6's ever made. Both in mint condition.
 
"Oh - I also have the very first and last TR6's ever made. Both in mint condition." I've seen those on Ebay before, I never knew that they came equipped with so much factory rust until I saw the posting for those "rare" cars.
 
Hmmm, I just got an email from your prince yesterday.
 
I used to travel to northern Maine quite often for work. I was talking to a guy in Houlton and the subject of the price of cordwood came up. When I told him how much it was going for in greater Boston his eyes lit up and he proposed we go into business together with me acting as his distributor. Hated to tell him that my 1/3 of an acre lot wasn't really conducive to my entering into the logging business.

(Added: You may have to be a Mainer to appreciate how funny this is.)
 
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