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For the record, I am a complete tea totaler, but this made me laugh.

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Hmmm, Seems like there might be room for consideration there! :highly_amused:
 
ah'm not under the aclafluence of inkcahol, tho some theeple pink I yam.
 
Funny, after sixteen shots of vodka, I find the picture looks perfect. The x is right in the
 
One of the benefits of getting older is the self-limiting factor that comes into effect on your ability to drink alcohol. A big night now is maybe a Manhattan or 2 or glass of wine with dinner. And I still feel rotten the next day.....Not like college when the criteria for beverages was centered on price and %/volume of alcohol content, you'd get up after a hard Friday night and head to the football game and start the process over again :wink-new:
 
It only takes one drink to make me drunk! The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.:cowboy:
 
When I was in college, the school had a rule that you cannot be in the dorm drunk. However, they did not define drunk, so our dorm council did. We defined that a person is drunk if he could not walk a reasonably straight line with the help of two other people.
 
True story:
My friend's first night at Freshman dorms at GA Tech he drank neigh on a 5th of Southern Comfort and proceeded to pass out while vomiting into the toilet and knock out his front tooth.
I think that would qualify as drunk.:encouragement:
 
 
Alfred E. Neuman said:
True story:
My friend's first night at Freshman dorms at GA Tech he drank neigh on a 5th of Southern Comfort and proceeded to pass out while vomiting into the toilet and knock out his front tooth.
I think that would qualify as drunk.:encouragement:
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Reminds me of a guy I knew as a freshman back then, knocked back the better part of a bottle of vodka. As he sat there he slowly started leaning to one side. As he leaned further and further the vodka started running over the side of the glass in his hand and onto his pants. The rest of us sat and watched until he tumbled off the chair to the floor, thought then it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen...
 
Back when, while in the USAF, I was invited to a co-worker's house to celebrate another Airman's birthday. A short bar in the living room, two barstools, both with three inch aircraft seatbelts attached. I thought it a joke... later in the evening birthday boy did a Brodie off one of those stools, as he hadn't "strapped in". All in attendance had a laugh as the guy got back up, sat down and buckled up.
 
Alfred E. Neuman said:
True story:
My friend's first night at Freshman dorms at GA Tech he drank neigh on a 5th of Southern Comfort and proceeded to pass out while vomiting into the toilet and knock out his front tooth.
I think that would qualify as drunk.:encouragement:
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Before football games did he go "The V" and get a JFO, drink it down a bit and then mix in vodka or Everclear (or in our case since we made it ourselves in a GT Engineering Experiment Station lab what we called "lab grade," the advantage of being a co-op there)? Then of course there was more drinking at the game itself. There were some games where I must have had a really good time because I remembered very little about them the next day.
 
Long ago I ran deliveries for an auto parts store. Older counter man named Shorty was stone sober most of the time til he'd go on a two week bender. 6 am when the bar opened and a pint of whiskey to go at closing. "So drunk I gotta hold on to the grass to keep from fallin off the Earth"
 
I was so drunk ounce! How drunk four Marines carried me to my bunk one night. Problem was I was in the Army. Madflyer
 
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