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Half way across the burning sands of the Sahara desert went the two Arabs riding on the back of their camel.
Suddenly the camel stopped and fell on his side throwing the two Arabs into the sand.
After walking around the fallen beast a few times, one of the Arabs gave a mighty kick to the camels stomach.
There erupted such a large flatulence from the camel that it created its own little sand storm.
As the sand was settling the camel arose, ready to go again.
The kicker turned to the other Arab and said "Just as I thought.......Vapor Lock".
Suddenly the camel stopped and fell on his side throwing the two Arabs into the sand.
After walking around the fallen beast a few times, one of the Arabs gave a mighty kick to the camels stomach.
There erupted such a large flatulence from the camel that it created its own little sand storm.
As the sand was settling the camel arose, ready to go again.
The kicker turned to the other Arab and said "Just as I thought.......Vapor Lock".
