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A blonde decides to earn a little extra money by being a "handywoman", so she drives to an affluent neighbourhood nearby, and goes to the first house.
When the homeowner answers the door, she asks if there are any odd jobs that need doing. He replies,
"Yes, you can paint the porch, how much would you charge me?"
The blonde says, "Would $50 be alright?"
The man agrees so off she goes, and the man walks into the kitchen to tell his wife.
"Are you sure she got that right?" she says, "the porch is rather large."
Her husband says that she is being prejudiced just because the girl is blonde. She was standing on the porch so she should know how big it is. So the wife carries on preparing dinner and says no more about it.
A short while later there is a knock at the back door, and the blonde announces that she has finished. The homeowner expresses surprise that she has finished so quickly, and the girl announces that she had plenty of paint left over so she gave it two coats.
Well, he is very impressed and hands over the $50. Just as she is leaving the blonde says,
"By the way, it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."
When the homeowner answers the door, she asks if there are any odd jobs that need doing. He replies,
"Yes, you can paint the porch, how much would you charge me?"
The blonde says, "Would $50 be alright?"
The man agrees so off she goes, and the man walks into the kitchen to tell his wife.
"Are you sure she got that right?" she says, "the porch is rather large."
Her husband says that she is being prejudiced just because the girl is blonde. She was standing on the porch so she should know how big it is. So the wife carries on preparing dinner and says no more about it.
A short while later there is a knock at the back door, and the blonde announces that she has finished. The homeowner expresses surprise that she has finished so quickly, and the girl announces that she had plenty of paint left over so she gave it two coats.
Well, he is very impressed and hands over the $50. Just as she is leaving the blonde says,
"By the way, it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."
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