sparkydave
Jedi Knight

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Bloke goes into a Vetinarian carrying a limp rabbit.
"I don't think my rabbit's very well, what do you think?"
Vet (checking over the rabbit): "I'm sorry sir, your rabbit's dead"
"Are you sure..?"
Vet calls in a dog from the next room. Dog sniffs over the rabbit and slowly shakes his head.
Vet: "Sorry sir....."
"Are you really sure...?"
Vet calls in a cat. Cat sniffs over the (plainly) dead rabbit and shakes its head.
Vet: "I'm truly sorry sir but your rabbit's definitely dead"
"OK, OK. How much will that be then"
Vet: "250 dollars Sir"
"250 dollars!!!!" (Outraged)
Vet: "Well, you've had the lab test, the cat scan........"
"I don't think my rabbit's very well, what do you think?"
Vet (checking over the rabbit): "I'm sorry sir, your rabbit's dead"
"Are you sure..?"
Vet calls in a dog from the next room. Dog sniffs over the rabbit and slowly shakes his head.
Vet: "Sorry sir....."
"Are you really sure...?"
Vet calls in a cat. Cat sniffs over the (plainly) dead rabbit and shakes its head.
Vet: "I'm truly sorry sir but your rabbit's definitely dead"
"OK, OK. How much will that be then"
Vet: "250 dollars Sir"
"250 dollars!!!!" (Outraged)
Vet: "Well, you've had the lab test, the cat scan........"