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<span style="font-style: italic">Note: not a religious statement at all; just a humorous story!</span>

And God Created Pennsylvania ...


God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, “and I've put life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance
in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, "What's that one?"

"That's Pennsylvania , the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
plains. The people from Pennsylvania are going to be handsome, modest,
intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They
will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of
peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "Not very far from Pennsylvania is Washington , DC. Wait
till you see the idiots I put there."
 
there's a Canada version of that joke, won't tell you whom God says the neighbours are.

:blush:
 
JPSmit said:
there's a Canada version of that joke, won't tell you whom God says the neighbours are.

:blush:
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This just might cause us to construct that "wall" we have secret plans for... I'm just sayin :jester:
 
Gliderman8 said:
JPSmit said:
there's a Canada version of that joke, won't tell you whom God says the neighbours are.

:blush:
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This just might cause us to construct that "wall" we have secret plans for... I'm just sayin :jester:
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us too... I'm just sayin :jester:
 
We can make the wall... you guys are better at making hockey arena's.
Ok, I'm sorry, my fingers took over and just started typing. I couldn't help myself. There now, I'm in control :bow:
 
:lol: each to what they do best I suppose. As an aside, there was a social historian in Canada who claims that for Canadians, the cold war was fought on the hockey rink.
 
JPSmit said:
:lol: each to what they do best I suppose. As an aside, there was a social historian in Canada who claims that for Canadians, the cold war was fought on the hockey rink.
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I know you know this is all said in good fun. I do believe there is some truth about the "cold war fought on the hockey rink"... you see it all the time in the international soccer games. In the end, good clean sport is a perfect way to settle arguments!
 
Gliderman8 said:
God smiled, "Not very far from Pennsylvania is Washington , DC. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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reminds me of what General Sherman said of Texas.... :devilgrin:

Do you suppose some of the people in Washington are sent there just to get them far away, out of the state? :devilgrin:
 
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