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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he
goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial
insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him
where it is, okay?"
The farmer leaves for the fields and a while later the artificial
insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until
she sees the nail and tells him,
"This is the one. This one right here!" Terribly impressed, the
man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the inseminator asks, "What's the nail for?"
As she walks away she tells him, "I guess it's to hang your pants
on."
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he
goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial
insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him
where it is, okay?"
The farmer leaves for the fields and a while later the artificial
insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until
she sees the nail and tells him,
"This is the one. This one right here!" Terribly impressed, the
man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the inseminator asks, "What's the nail for?"
As she walks away she tells him, "I guess it's to hang your pants
on."
