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A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "What is this, a joke?"
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
Two guys walk into a bar……. The third one ducks.
Two lawyers walk into the bar.…. and neither of them pass.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the bartender gave her a big one.
A skeleton walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Bring me a beer and a mop."
And my favourite one:
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
Two guys walk into a bar……. The third one ducks.
Two lawyers walk into the bar.…. and neither of them pass.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the bartender gave her a big one.
A skeleton walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Bring me a beer and a mop."
And my favourite one:
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
