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kyreb1862
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(This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of
Sarasota, Fl.)
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun,
and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men
didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like
mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the
driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her
key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she
realized why, .. it was for the same reason she had wondered
why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer
in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car
and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The
sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
men were reporting a car hijacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly
white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were
filed.
Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment,
make it memorable
Sarasota, Fl.)
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun,
and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men
didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like
mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the
driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her
key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she
realized why, .. it was for the same reason she had wondered
why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer
in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car
and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The
sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
men were reporting a car hijacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly
white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were
filed.
Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment,
make it memorable
