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A man really hates his wife and after many years of suffering decides the she has to die. He confides with his best friend,Artie, who also hates the woman, and he offers to kill her for him. The husband is touched by the gesture, but insists that Artie shouldn't do it for free and that he needs to be paid. After much arguement back and forth, they agree on the payment of $5 in advance, and a six pack of beer after the job is done.
Well the plan is for Artie to follow the wife during her normal routines and seize a moment of opportunity. He follows her into the grocery store and seeing no one in the vicinity, sneaks up behind her as she is looking at apples, and taking a piece of rope from his pocket, stangles her to death.
Just as she is falling to the floor, another shopper comes down the row, and in a panic, Art strangles her, then the produce manager gets in the way and is also killed. By this time, the noise has raised the alarm, and the killer is overpowered and arrested.
Well the next day the headlines in the paper read.
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ARTICHOKES THREE FOR $5 IN PRODUCE DEPT AT KROGERS
Ed
[ 09-29-2003: Message edited by: Ed Wynne ]</p>
Well the plan is for Artie to follow the wife during her normal routines and seize a moment of opportunity. He follows her into the grocery store and seeing no one in the vicinity, sneaks up behind her as she is looking at apples, and taking a piece of rope from his pocket, stangles her to death.
Just as she is falling to the floor, another shopper comes down the row, and in a panic, Art strangles her, then the produce manager gets in the way and is also killed. By this time, the noise has raised the alarm, and the killer is overpowered and arrested.
Well the next day the headlines in the paper read.
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ARTICHOKES THREE FOR $5 IN PRODUCE DEPT AT KROGERS
Ed
[ 09-29-2003: Message edited by: Ed Wynne ]</p>
