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I was chatting up a woman in the pub last night.
She asked, "Why do you keep looking at your watch"?
I said, "Oh, it's a new dating watch and it tells me all about you".
Intrigued, she asks "What does it say then"?
"Well, it's telling me that you have no knickers on", I told her.
She said "It's wrong"!
I said "I know, it's an hour fast".
She asked, "Why do you keep looking at your watch"?
I said, "Oh, it's a new dating watch and it tells me all about you".
Intrigued, she asks "What does it say then"?
"Well, it's telling me that you have no knickers on", I told her.
She said "It's wrong"!
I said "I know, it's an hour fast".
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