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A fifth of whiskey and a Sunday paper

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Jedi Knight
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A man checks into his hotel room after partying hard on a Saturday night. In the morning, he calls the front desk and ask that a fifth of whiskey and a Sunday paper be sent up. 6 hours later a bellhop delivers the requested goods. The guest is rather irate at taking so long with his request. " I didn't think it would be so hard to find a fifth of whiskey on a Sunday!" he growls at the bellhop. " Oh, no sir." he replies, " Finding the whiskey was the easy part. Finding a Sunday paper on a Tuesday, now thats the hard part." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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