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duffy
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A couple of days ago, I was sitting on the patio, relaxing and drinking beer while watching my 80 year old Mom mow her lawn.
The old frog from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy pig! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor Mom pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your ar5e and give her a break!'
I thought 'sh!t! ... Women!' Took another swig from my beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey frog and told her in no uncertain terms to jump back into the pond and mind your own business. My Mom has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my Dear old Mom can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, after all we should take good care of our Mom's, as when we were young they took good care of us.
I have attached a picture below.I hope it comes through OK.
I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.
The old frog from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy pig! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor Mom pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your ar5e and give her a break!'
I thought 'sh!t! ... Women!' Took another swig from my beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey frog and told her in no uncertain terms to jump back into the pond and mind your own business. My Mom has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my Dear old Mom can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, after all we should take good care of our Mom's, as when we were young they took good care of us.
I have attached a picture below.I hope it comes through OK.
I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.
