a Canadian tragedy

[iggy]

my deepest sympathies

 

[Mark Jones]

At least it was Blue.

Did you hear about the Newfie coming home from the the liquor store one winter day in St. Johns. He has just bought a bottle of screech and had put it in the breast pocket of his jacket when he slipped and fell on a patch of ice. He reached inside his jacket and felt something wet at which point he prayed "Dear God let that be blood".

 

[racing girl]

How about...

A Texan, a Canadian, and a Michiganian are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid-air.

The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.

The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!"

The Canadian says "In Canada there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap."

So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?!"

The guy from Michigan says, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

 

[tony barnhill]

"...but bottles are worth a dime!"

 

[youngsmith]

Michiganders I do believe you mean

 

[racing girl]

People round here use both. Most folks don't like Michiganders as it reminds them of geese!!

The inhabitants of the Lower Peninsula call the people who live on the Upper Peninsula (UP) as Yupers... and they refer to us as Trolls, because we live beneath the bridge!!

Whatever floats your boat.....

RG

 

[thegoodbeamer]

I guess I'll stay out of Michigan.
We have lots of USA people here but we rather make love.You know those long cold nights up here. Besides do you know something better to do all night long.Maybe you're one of those who now take all night to do what you used to do all night long.
We do it to conseve energy so we can sell you lots and make lots of money.

and

forever