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There were 4 surgeons having a conversation about what type of patients were best to operate on. The first surgeon said he liked operating on accountants, because when you open them up, everything is numbered.
The second surgeon said, 'Oh no, electricians are the best to operate on, because when you open them up, everything is color coded.
The third surgeon disagreed and said that his favorite patients were librarians, because everything is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon laughed and told the other three surgeons they were wrong. He said, "The best patient to operate on is a British Car owner. Because when you're finished and there are parts left over, they understand."
The second surgeon said, 'Oh no, electricians are the best to operate on, because when you open them up, everything is color coded.
The third surgeon disagreed and said that his favorite patients were librarians, because everything is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon laughed and told the other three surgeons they were wrong. He said, "The best patient to operate on is a British Car owner. Because when you're finished and there are parts left over, they understand."
