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I continue to be in awe of the reality that an entire multi year advertizing campaign centres around the rhetorical phrase: Do bears sh*t in the woods? :LOL:
I think the question is: do bears >wipe< after they sh..t ?

This is going downhill fast…
 
I think the question is: do bears >wipe< after they sh..t ?

This is going downhill fast…
Oh Yeah!

A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods​


After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with Doo Doo sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good" and picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
 

One day when I got home I noticed a tree had fallen across the road,blocking it.
This was a a few blocks from here.I was pretty excited - I'd get to use my new chainsaw!
When i pulled up next to the tree I parked my truck sideways across the road.I was
amazed at how many people drove up to the truck & decided that the road was closed,& then
made a U turn going back in the direction that they came from.

"Here's your sign".
 
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